On my way to church all dressed in my Sunday best I sat on the bus (yes I sold my car… did I not mention that already) and promptly slid forward. I was wearing a skirt with lining and tights and whenever I tried to sit I just slipped forward a little.  It didn’t help that the driver was a maniac who drove fast and hit the breaks hard but really… have you ever seen a six foot woman with long legs try and sit with poise while her lining and tights do the best they can to shame her by sending her crashing to the floor???

Trust me. Its not a pretty sight!